Result #364: I successfully procured a copy of the Darth Vader voiced Bible but failed to muster up the desire to listen to it.

Result #364: I successfully procured a copy of the Darth Vader voiced Bible but failed to muster up the desire to listen to it.

Date: 12-30-2014

Due Date: 12-30-2014

The Resolution: I've read studies that say Atheist are often more read up on religion than believers. Granted both sides of the argument have their fair share of people who don't put in the work only to requote things they've heard from a guy that heard something from a guy who read something one day.

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Result #362: I failed to pay for Playboy but they've ruined the whole "I only read it for the articles" joke anyway.

Result #362: I failed to pay for Playboy but they've ruined the whole "I only read it for the articles" joke anyway.

Date: 12-28-2014

Due Date: 12-28-2015

The Resolution: Whenever people joke that they "Look at Playboy for the articles," there's usually a sense of honesty to their proclamation. I wouldn't know, I was always too busy "looking" at the photos to read anything more than the jokes and single cell comics.

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Result #361: I failed to incorporate because I failed to see a reason why... hopefully that will change by the end of next year!!!

Result #361: I failed to incorporate because I failed to see a reason why... hopefully that will change by the end of next year!!!

Date: 12-27-2014

Due Date: 12-27-2015

The Resolution: I'm not even fully sure what the benefits of getting incorporated actually are. I just think it will be a nice step for me to take myself and my work more seriously. I don't know for sure but I also think it may help my chances of getting an intern.

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Result #360: Oh, I was supposed to set up an advice column... Here I was just waiting for the questions to roll in, which leads me to my latest fail.

Result #360: Oh, I was supposed to set up an advice column... Here I was just waiting for the questions to roll in, which leads me to my latest fail.

Date: 12-26-2014

Due Date: 12-26-2015

The Resolution: I got pretty frustrated with my last round of visits to the shrink. She disagreed with the multiple diagnoses from past Psychiatrist. Every time I would try to explain why I thought I had this disorder or that, she would shut me down saying that's not how this or that disorder works.

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Result #358: It may not be the best job but I'm not working on the holidays so this resolution is a success!!!

Result #358: It may not be the best job but I'm not working on the holidays so this resolution is a success!!!

Date: 12-24-2014

Due Date: 12-24-2015

The Resolution: I've never been a big fan of Christmas or any other holiday. As an Atheist I have no significant connection worth celebrating. As a Leap Year Baby, I have a weird grievance toward celebratory dates. As a depressed person who doesn’t relate to the festivities, I’ve always felt alone.  

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Result #355: I successfully procured a fancy desk clamp magnifying glass but have failed to start my tiny art.

Result #355: I successfully procured a fancy desk clamp magnifying glass but have failed to start my tiny art.

Date: 12-21-2014

Due Date: 12-21-2015

The Resolution: I heard something interested years ago when tiny motorcycles seemed to the new thing. Someone told me that professional racers like to train on these novelty sized bikes because learning to properly control something so small made riding full scale motorcycles seem like a cake walk.

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Result #352: Hopefully I'm finish this tombstone resolution in time to complete my upcoming bucket list challenge.

Result #352: Hopefully I'm finish this tombstone resolution in time to complete my upcoming bucket list challenge.

Date: 12-18-2014

Due Date: 12-18-2015

The Resolution: I don't have the design planned out quite yet. I'm also not sure whether I want to buy the stone with just my name and birth date leaving the rest blank for a day when the end seems near or whether I want to choose the entire design now and be stuck with it like a tattoo.

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Result #349: As fun as it sounds and as useful as it would be, I don't think I'm qualified to hire an unpaid intern.

Result #349: As fun as it sounds and as useful as it would be, I don't think I'm qualified to hire an unpaid intern.

Date: 12-15-2014

Due Date: 12-15-2015

The Resolution: Being a huge Howard Stern fan I've always dreamed of the day that I could hire an intern, paid or unpaid I like the title. As this site keeps growing and growing (content wise not popularity wise) I'm finding I need help in maintaining the behind the scenes minutia of blogging.

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