Date: 12-31-2014

Due Date: 12-31-2015

The Resolution: I've wanted to get the equational interpretation of Winston Churchill's quote, “Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm," as a tattoo celebrating my (as of now) failure of a writing career.

Date: 12-30-2014

Due Date: 12-30-2014

The Resolution: I've read studies that say Atheist are often more read up on religion than believers. Granted both sides of the argument have their fair share of people who don't put in the work only to requote things they've heard from a guy that heard something from a guy who read something one day.

Date: 12-29-2014

Due Date: 12-29-2015

The Resolutions: I've never been all that good at fundraising. Part of it has to do with my low self-esteem and part of it has to do with flawed logic. The two tend to feed off one another.

Date: 12-28-2014

Due Date: 12-28-2015

The Resolution: Whenever people joke that they "Look at Playboy for the articles," there's usually a sense of honesty to their proclamation. I wouldn't know, I was always too busy "looking" at the photos to read anything more than the jokes and single cell comics.

Date: 12-27-2014

Due Date: 12-27-2015

The Resolution: I'm not even fully sure what the benefits of getting incorporated actually are. I just think it will be a nice step for me to take myself and my work more seriously. I don't know for sure but I also think it may help my chances of getting an intern.

Date: 12-26-2014

Due Date: 12-26-2015

The Resolution: I got pretty frustrated with my last round of visits to the shrink. She disagreed with the multiple diagnoses from past Psychiatrist. Every time I would try to explain why I thought I had this disorder or that, she would shut me down saying that's not how this or that disorder works.

Date: 12-25-2014

Due Date: 12-25-2015

The Resolution: What better day is there to announce my first capitalistic attempt to monetize TheWickerBreaker.com than Christmas?

Date: 12-24-2014

Due Date: 12-24-2015

The Resolution: I've never been a big fan of Christmas or any other holiday. As an Atheist I have no significant connection worth celebrating. As a Leap Year Baby, I have a weird grievance toward celebratory dates. As a depressed person who doesn’t relate to the festivities, I’ve always felt alone.  

Date: 12-23-2014

Due Date: 12-23-2015

The Resolution: I have all my writing backed up in several locations on several devices. For the most part I feel pretty safe that I’m not going to lose anything. The only problem is that all these safety nets only exist digitally.

Date: 12-22-2014

Due Date: 12-22-2015

The Resolution: I remember way back when I was in high school as we approached our final year, everyone seemed to be working on developing the perfect signature. It was as if this was the true transition into adulthood.

Date: 12-21-2014

Due Date: 12-21-2015

The Resolution: I heard something interested years ago when tiny motorcycles seemed to the new thing. Someone told me that professional racers like to train on these novelty sized bikes because learning to properly control something so small made riding full scale motorcycles seem like a cake walk.

Date: 12-20-2014

Due Date: 12-20-2015

The Resolution: I never figured out how to climb a rope, granted the first and only time I ever really tried was about 25 years ago during the Presidential Field Challenge thing we had to be a part of while I was in elementary school.

Date: 12-19-2014

Due Date: 12-19-2015

The Resolution: I've always been a fan of the theories and philosophy of science. I read books and watch documentaries about scientists but when it comes to actual physical science I don't know all that much.

Date: 12-18-2014

Due Date: 12-18-2015

The Resolution: I don't have the design planned out quite yet. I'm also not sure whether I want to buy the stone with just my name and birth date leaving the rest blank for a day when the end seems near or whether I want to choose the entire design now and be stuck with it like a tattoo.

Date: 12-17-2014

Due Date: 12-17-2015

The Resolution: This resolution is a bit uninspired... I don't even have a pet :(

Date: 12-16-2014

Due Date: 12-16-2015

The Resolution: I love sleep. I have several resolutions here to improve my sleep, I also have a couple resolutions to learn to induce dreams to report my findings. The only thing I'm missing is an attempt to control my dreams so that I actually have something to report.

Date: 12-15-2014

Due Date: 12-15-2015

The Resolution: Being a huge Howard Stern fan I've always dreamed of the day that I could hire an intern, paid or unpaid I like the title. As this site keeps growing and growing (content wise not popularity wise) I'm finding I need help in maintaining the behind the scenes minutia of blogging.

Date: 12-14-2014

Due Date: 12-14-2015

The Resolution: I don't know if it's because I feel so comfortable having a computer keyboard as my main tool for creativity but for some reason I'm beginning to think that the piano might be the instrument for me. 

Date: 12-13-2014

Due Date: 12-13-2015

The Resolution: I know I've said this in past posts my original dream as a child was to be a stand-up comedian. I was the youngest of two for about thirteen years then became the first middle child of four. It was my job to be the comic relief to stressful situation.

Date: 12-12-2014

Due Date: 12-12-2015

The Resolution: My grandparents had one of these Jiggle Machines when I was a kid. I can't remember when they got rid of it or if they ever did.