Date: 11-6-2014

Due Date: 11-6-2014

The Resolution: One of my earliest memories is a trip to Disneyland where we went to the petting zoo and a little Billy Goat became my best friend while we were there. He'd follow me around, sat next to me on the rocks, and just chilled.

At one point I tried to pick it up to see if I could make a run for it with the little guy.

I didn't really think I could make it out of the petting zoo and across the park with this goat, to then get in the car with my parents with this unexplained goat. I was just testing the first part of the fantasy as to whether or not I could pick the goat up without it freaking out.

Though the goat didn't seem to mind me, the employees certainly did.

I've been a fan of goats ever since.

I'm not as showy with my love of goats as I am with my love of penguins, monkeys, and squirrels but they are a favorite.

I've known for a while that you can rent goats to maintain your yard and have always wanted to try it. The problem is I don’t have a yard.

This year I plan to borrow a yard to rent some goats and just hang out for a day.

Result #310: I Failed To Afford To Rent Goats… And Now That I Live In California… They'd Have Nothing But Dead Grass To Eat…

Update #1: The Conclusion…

Date: 11-6-2015

Yet another major disappointment :(

I'm not even sure if you can rent goats in California but I'm going to have to look into it because someday I will have spending money and I want to hang out with goats damn it.

I'm also sure a team of goats eating the front yard would blow my nephew's and dog's minds.

I'll keep you posted if I can ever pull this off.