Result #346: I failed to jiggle myself from fat to fit.

#346: Track down, buy and use an old school Fat Melting Jiggle Machine.

Date: 12-12-2014

Due Date: 12-12-2015

The Resolution: My grandparents had one of these Jiggle Machines when I was a kid. I can't remember when they got rid of it or if they ever did.

Once I got too old to sit on the belt like a swing and hold on to ride the thing like a bull rider, it ended up blended into the background as the next round of kids grew old enough to be allowed to ride the machine and rattle their developing brains.

Of all the time this Jiggle Machine was around I never saw a single adult use it as a non-novelty piece of workout equipment.

So here's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to track down a Jiggle Machines and seriously follow a work out regiment the way the machine was meant to be used when it was first invented.

As always, I'll keep you posted.

Update #1: The Conclusion.

Date: 12-12-2015

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Nothing exciting here, just another failure due to the fact that I couldn't find or afford the key piece of equipment to pull this off.

As always, I'll get to it some day and let you know when I do.