SNL: S29E01... HOST: JACK BLACK... DATE OCTOBER 4, 2003

SNL: S29E01... HOST: JACK BLACK... DATE OCTOBER 4, 2003

The Wicker Breakdown:

  1. This week's show started with a sketch called Californians For Schwarzenegger which was parody coverage of Darrell Hammond as Arnold Schwarzenegger in order to outline his generic and vague five-point plan that he planned to implement if the people of California were to elect him as Governor of the state. Of Course, with this being the opening sketch, it eventually led to the announcement of, “Live from New York…”

  2. Jack Black then officially opened the show with a song about the perils of fame now that he’s gone from being somewhat successful to huge and performed this tune while wandering through the audience and backstage areas. This gave the episode a true season premiere feeling because Jack Black introduced us to all of the new members of the cast, plus we could see Garrett Morris in the audience, and Will Ferrell even joined Jack Black for the last couple verses of the song.

  3. This was followed by a fake ad for Huggies Thong which was a diaper G-string for little babies.

  4. We then got a parody of Queer Eye For The Straight Gal which was supposed to be taking advantage of the success of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy only with a cast filled with lesbians who were as playful as the male counterparts.

  5. The Wade Robson Project was a parody of an MTV show with the same name that had Seth Meyers as the titular host of a dance show filled with people who don’t know how to dance with Wade Robson’s goal to train them.

  6. We then went to a Cooking Class where a group of adult students attempted to learn how to cook Italian cuisine from a long-haired chef as portrayed by Jack Black who gained all of his experience by working at big, cookie cutter, chain restaurants. Throughout the sketch, Jack Black kept getting his long lox into everything.  

  7. TV Funhouse then introduced a new cartoon that had the Yankees as a collection of superheroes who prevented aliens from conquering Earth while in the middle of their season opener.

  8. John Mayer then took to the stage to perform Bigger Than My Body.

  9. Once again, Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey gave us the news. This week, Jeff Richards dropped in as Rush Limbaugh to comment on biased statements and pain pills after it was revealed that he was a hypocritical pill addict who had nothing but negative things to say about drug addicts back when his vice was still a secret. Finesse Mitchell then made his new debut to comment on the weird black girls, he saw at the movies, who talk through his entire viewing of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon which was the movie that he was supposed to review instead of reviewing the audience. We also got to see a clip from The Emmy Awards where Kenan Thompson as Bill Cosby punched Emmy host, Maya Rudolph, as Wanda Skyes after she asked him a simple question while doing a segment from the audience.

  10. Cat's in the Cradle had Jack Black as an acoustic guitarist who kept getting interrupted by his estranged dad, Horatio Sanz and his new wife Amy Poehler as Shelley Long throughout his performance of the titular song about an estranged father. The two finished the sketch by making up over a duet of the theme song for Cheers.

  11. John Mayer then returned to the stage to perform Clarity.

  12. Wine Critic had Jack Black as a wine critic as a tasting and kept splitting the wines he found putrid on the presenter Seth Meyers, instead of spitting into the wine spitting bucket.

  13. Telemarketers had Jack Black as a head telemarketer who sang a mournful song about the end of an era due to the fact that there was a new law that limited the phone access that was once freely available to telemarketing services.

  14. Finally, Jack Black closed the show by thanking the audience and saying his goodnights.

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