There are no parties up the street
and TV is a bore.
Alone in my bedroom
with bottles on my floor.

Only one person drinking,
but the piles are galore.
Alone in my bedroom
with bottles on my floor.

My liver is so swollen,
yet still I will drink more.
Alone in my bedroom,​
with bottles on my floor.

Up all night without it,
but with it I do snore.
Alone in my bedroom,
with bottles on my floor.

I never have a visitor,
yet every night I score.
Alone in my bedroom,
with bottles on my floor.

I ran out of words to rhyme,
and cannot write no more.
Alone in my bedroom,
with bottles on my floor.​