Today I broke my shell,
Now I want to go outside.
Everything's so bright out here,
I have no place to hide.

I've finally got it figured out.
I know what I'm doing wrong.
I've finally got some confidence.
Enough to sing this song.

I think I'll make a friend today,
just walking down the street.
That's when this girl came my way
and swept me off my feet.

Then she did a backflip
and kicked me in the face.
She reached into her pocketbook
and out came the mace.

Oh, where's my fucking shell right now,
I need a place to hide.
I broke my fucking shell today.
I'm not ready for the ride.

To hell and back, then hell again,
and all I want's a friend.
To back then hell then back again.
I wish it all would end.

I have my glue and duct tape
and now I'm off to work.
My shell is back, I'm safe again,
boy was I a jerk.