Due Date: 12-26-2015
The Resolution: I got pretty frustrated with my last round of visits to the shrink. She disagreed with the multiple diagnoses from past Psychiatrist. Every time I would try to explain why I thought I had this disorder or that, she would shut me down saying that's not how this or that disorder works.
Then one day I said it feels like I have multiple personality disorder to which her eye lit up in a very micro-expressing way. I instantly started to defend myself explaining that it's not like I have a different name for each personality, like there's no Timmy or Jane or Old Man Jones in me. It just feels my personality shifts rather extremely depending on the situation.
Then I left the building with split personality on my mind. I quickly realized there may be no Timmy or Jane or Old Man Jones, but there is a Matt, Matthew, Matt Bunker, Matthew Bunker, and Bunker.
Sure anyone can do this by just pointing out alternate versions of their legal name but I've always thought I have a distinct personality depending on which me is needed at any time.
What does this have to do with an advice column?
The other night when Drunk Bunker was in control I decided I needed a better identity to avoid ruining Bunker's life.
I then created Batt Munker... Phunken Drilosopher and put out a call for questions.
I got a few and it turned out to be pretty fun providing drunken answers and I want to do this more.
So here we are today.