Date: 8-29-2014

Due Date: 8-29-2015

Resolution: Today, while I was at work I had to open the fragrance cabinet to retrieve a bottle of Beyonce Heat by Beyonce for a customer.

I then thought to myself, "I want to smell like a celebrity.

I put out a call to my personal Facebook page for suggestions but all I got was jokes. Funny jokes like White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor, Mr. Clean by Mr. Clean, Hot Garbage by Christina Aguilera, Dirt by Joe Dirt, Cigarettes by Brad Pitt, Butter by Paula Deen, and many more.

I then remembered that KISS sells a coffin and figured they had to sell cologne.

Of course… they do!!!

I'm not sure how long two sprays of a 3.4 oz bottle of cologne will last but however long it takes I'll not only smell like A celebrity, I'll smell like four.

Though I think only two of them get paid.

Poor Space Ace and Catman.

Result #241: I Successfully Went An Entire Year Smelling Like KISS Every Time That I Left The House!!!

Update #1: Eau De KISS has arrived…

Date: 9-8-2014

I received my bottle of KISS cologne in the mail the other day. Now it's time to wear it every day until the bottle runs out, which I think is going to be way longer than I thought. This bottle is much bigger than I was expecting.

It also smells a lot sweeter and more perfumy than I was expecting. I thought I was going to get a bottle of funk. Though it's not a fragrance that I would usually choose, I think it's nice a subtle enough that I won't have to deal with complaints every day.

Update #2: The Conclusion…

Date: 8-29-2015

So it's been close to a year since I received my bottle of KISS Cologne. Though I didn't wear the eau every day, I did spay myself a few times to smell like KISS every time I left the house.

I have to say, I'm blown away that the aroma is not just inoffensive, it's actually rather pleasant and I would wear it even if I wasn't doing so as a goof.

Who knew?