I didn’t start smoking until late in life. People always told me how bad it is.
Well, I started.
No one told me what I would be missing out on. No one told me about the lung toy.
I hear smokers complain about having a hard time breathing, and coughing up something god awful. Well that god awful thing is not so god awful, it’s a lung toy.
How else would you know that you were cleaning out your system? Also, how else would you know that you are getting what you paid for?
I like to spit my lung toy on the ceiling, that way everyone else gets to play along.