Weird Found Shit!!!

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Lung           Toy

I didn’t start smoking until late in life. People always told me how bad it is.

Well, I started.

No one told me what I would be missing out on. No one told me about the lung toy.


I hear smokers complain about having a hard time breathing, and coughing up something god awful. Well that god awful thing is not so god awful, it’s a lung toy.

How else would you know that you were cleaning out your system? Also, how else would you know that you are getting what you paid for?

I like to spit my lung toy on the ceiling, that way everyone else gets to play along.

Matt Bunker

I started out with a goal of becoming a paid screenwriter. I had no interest in any other aspect of filmmaking. I received and scholarship to The Vancouver Film School's Writing for Film and Television program where I graduated in 2005. I fell in love with being on set during my first non-school produced short, . I loved being around all the creative people, seeing people having fun while working. The whole liking your job was a new world to me, so I decided to give it a shot. I volunteered for any project I could, doing what ever was needed. The set was my Film School this time. While working as a PA on a feature I was informed that the DP wanted the three tallest PAs to help out in the grip and electric department. That is when I found the department that felt like the best fit for me while I continued to write.