The Daily Breaker: Dateline 3-1-2021

Good Evening Crickets…

Here we are at the end of another day… where I’m enjoying some ooey-gooey butter cake to wrap up… technical Leap Year replacement birthday… day two… while also enjoying a fake beer to celebrate National Beer Day… since I’m still on a break from drinking until… at least… the end of the year… I’m really starting to feel better now that I’m done thinking about anything birthday… or at least I’ll be after tonight’s reset before I wake up in the morning…

For those of you who did read my ‘80s sit-com approach to navigating this existence… where every day starts the same…. then the middle is a little different… then by the time that we get to the end… everything’s the same again… when dealing with my family… I feel like each day plays out like the movie Groundhog Day… because it gets so repetitive…

However… when it comes to the outside world… I feel like I’m in the movie Dark City… only I’m not the star… I’m just some loser living in some basement… and the alien things who keep changing reality are so unaware of me that they never even think to give me the memory sweeping drug… and I’ve lost so much connection to the outside world that… the alien’s bizarre daily changes as experiments… just seem like normal news… as well as a reminder as to why I decided to become a shut-in…

They’d never know to look for me… and I’d never know that I need to hide… it’s my dream to be able to earn a living while flying that low under the radar… at least at this point in time… it’s also my dream that this site would bring in at least five bucks a day to get the ball rolling… but that’s not going to happen tonight… but I did my part… so there’s nothing else that I can do but wrap up the day… and with that… I bid you adieu…

Sincerely…

The Wicker Breaker