Date: 1/5/2013

All you need is a globe, a drill, and the world's greatest flash mob coordinator.

You take the globe and locate the enemy territory.

Take the drill and drill through the globe to locate the exact opposite side of the planet. 

Contact your flash mob coordinator.

Get a giant crowd to meet at the location.

Have everyone jump so that each and every person lands at the exact same time.

Timing is going to be very important, so this is where the flash mob coordinator is needed.

Just like launching your opponent’s croquet ball off into the bushes, your enemies will fly off into space.

Addendum:

When I originally came up with this theory I was young and naive and tagged entire sections of the planet to be the enemy because I got a little too caught up in rooting for the home team just because that's where I was born.

I now realize that a majority of the world probably just want to just live their lives but have to navigate around these overzealous fans.

Additional items include, but are not limited to, a second flash mob coordinator, a drone, two more people (not part of the jumping crowd), two sets of binoculars, and four smartphones with FourSquare.

In order to keep the drone balanced you'll want to strap one person to each of the drone's wings. There may be some room for error but try your damnedest to keep them equidistant.

You will fly the plane over the enemy territory.

Using the binoculars, the two people strapped to the wings will search for specific evildoers.

Upon finding said specific evildoer the finder will check in via FourSquare.

Once either of the flash mob coordinators receives the check-in location, they will coordinate the group needed to launch the targeted evildoer out into space.

Repeat this process until all the evildoers are gone no matter what team they root for.

(note: If there is anyone out there who would like to put together a Powerpoint presentation or animate to help me pitch this to the world, I would love to see it!)