Who Am I?

Bunker, (AKA Matthew Aaron Bunker) world unknown humorist, unpublished author of the nonexistent novel Memoirs of a Moron by Marty Hister, and Best Boy Electrician on such films as A Bit of Bad Luck, Cement Suitcase, and  Brightwood.

Why Am I Here?

I'm here to muse on the world around me in an attempt to make it appear as if I leave my apartment to make such findings.




They say it takes 10 years to make an overnight success. They also say to be prepared to suck at the beginning. This is my first real attempt at a blog.

Bear with me, it will get better.