Who Am I?

Bunker, (AKA Matthew Aaron Bunker) world unknown humorist, unpublished author of the nonexistent novel Memoirs of a Moron by Marty Hister, and Best Boy Electrician on such films as A Bit of Bad Luck, Cement Suitcase, and  Brightwood.


Why Am I Here?

I'm here to muse on the world around me in an attempt to make it appear as if I leave my apartment to make such findings.


Here's what I'm up to these days:



They say it takes 10 years to make an overnight success. They also say to be prepared to suck at the beginning. This is my first real attempt at a blog.

Bear with me, it will get better.