I wake early in the morning.

Time to go out and see what the midgets are up to.

Normally they’re still asleep in their little beds, and then Eddie, the littlest midget crows, “It’s time to get up!”

They put on their cowboy hats and little pants and head out to the field.

You ain’t seen nothing till you’ve seen a posse of little people mount up and begin to blaze the trail.