I'm Not Retarded, I'm Just Drunk...

My speech is all fucked up
but I am not a retard.
I can not do the alphabet
because it is too damn hard.

Corky just laughs at me
when I try to walk a line.
Jerry Lewis won't give me money
so I can buy more wine.

I walk and talk like a Mongoloid,
but I'm no Forrest Gump.
Just loaded up on Alcohol,
another worthless drunk.