Resolution #213: Train To Pull Off That Kid 'N Play... Jump Through Your Own Leg... Dance Move!!!

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Date: 8-1-2014

Due Date: 8-1-2015

Resolution: For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, how? How could you not know what I'm talking about? When I was a kid, The Kid 'n Play jump through your own leg move was the most amazing thing on the planet.

It had to have withstood the test of time.

For those of you who still don't know what I'm talking about. This is a dance move where you grab your foot with your hand. This creates a hoop with your arm and your leg. You then jump through the hoop with your other leg.

I have a couple of friends who can pull this off, but the closest I've ever come was for comedic effect. I'd grab my foot with my hand, then instead of jumping through the created hoop, I'd release my foot and quickly bring it to the back and grab it again to give the illusion that I pulled off the stunt.

Well, I'm tired of pretending.

This is going to be the year that I finally pull off the real Kid n' Play jump through your own leg move.

 
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Result #213: Though I Can Do That Kid 'N Play... Jump Through Your Own Leg... Dance Move In The Pool… I’m Now Starting To Believe That There Is No Way That My Fat Ass Will Ever Pull This Off On Land…

 

Update #1: The Conclusion…

Date: 8-1-2015

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Right now I'm having a hard enough time tying my shoes let alone pulling off anything close to this.