Date: 8-8-2014

Due Date: 8-8-2015

Resolution: My hair's been thinning in the front since my mid-twenties. I've given up caring about the loss a long time ago. I usually just keep my hair pretty short or wear a hat.

Now that I have a day job, hat-wearing is no longer an option. The place that I work has a huge mirror running across the back of the store. Even though I'm comfortable with my hair loss, I now have to stare at my bald spots every time I walk across the store.

Being that novelty is my solution to most of my world problems; I figure may as well add a little fun to my mild insecurity.

Who knows?

The ironic comb-over may just be the ironic mustache replacement that we're definitely due for.

Result #220: I Successfully Grew Out A Kingpin Worthy Comb-Over!!!

Update #1: The Conclusion…

Date: 8-8-2015

I grew my hair for over a year to accomplish this comb-over. This is the longest my hair has ever been and I am so over it. That said I'm going to let it grow for another week then get a perm before I cut it all off.