Resolution #288: Start Squattying When I'm Pottying!!!

Date: 10-15-2014

Due Date: 10-15-2015

The Resolution: This is another Howard Stern based poo resolution.

I first heard about the Squatty Potty about a year ago when Howard Stern was waxing poetic about his latest bathroom purchase. I remember wanting to try it at the time, but then the thought kind of disappeared.

A couple of months ago a non-Stern fan friend announced to Facebook that they bought a Squatty Potty and found that they love it. I wanted to make that my resolution the very next day but didn't want to steal her thunder.

Now that I'm expecting a free package of Shittens I figure I may as well change my entire doodie repertoire and start squattying on the potty.

As always I'll keep you posted.

Result #288: I Successfully Bought A Squatty Potty And Now Squatty Whenever I Potty!!!

Update #1: The Conclusion…

Date: 10-15-2015

Oh great, I finally get another success after a long run of failures and it happens to be a shit resolution. I was aware of the Squatty Potty long before I set this resolution and was interested in trying it from the get-go. That's why I was motivated enough to buy one with the first "spending money" paycheck following my initial post.

I've now been using the Squatty Potty for close to a year and I have to say, it works. Well, I'm sure the shit would come out either way but it seems to work the way the company claims it works. Rather than go into the details, I'll just leave this unicorn video here if you are interested in finding out more.