Resolution #96: Try To Regrow Some Of My Hair With You'fro!!!
/Date: 4-6-2014
Date: 4-6-2015
Resolution: Luckily I have a lot of flaws that people offer magic pills to fix. Because of this, the whole April Fools resolution is going to be pretty easy to keep going.
While searching for a magic elixir to battle my issue with male pattern baldness the thought crossed my mind as to what would happen if I were to try one that was made for women. That novel idea didn't last long until I figured that the differences had to do with triggering hormones or something along that line.
Then I stumbled upon a gem on Amazon. A race-based answer to hair loss! I'll admit, though I was willing to try the female hair loss product, the hormone questions made me a tiny bit nervous. If anything I'm excited for any side effects that may stem from taking designer supplements not meant for me ethnically!!!
Result #96: Though I Successfully Took The Pills… I Failed To Grow A 'Fro…
Update #1: Let The 'Fro Growth Begin!!!
Date: 4-15-2014
Yesterday I received a large shipment of resolution supplies! Of those items, You'fro is the first experiment I'll be starting.
First off I was surprised to find that the directions say to take six of these pills a day. That said, this 100 pill supply will equal a 16.66-day challenge.
Over these 16.66 days, I will be taking 6 of these pills on an empty stomach. These pills contain Horsetail Herbs, Dulse Leaf Powder, Sage Leaf Powder, Rosemary Leaf Power, Lecimulthin, and Magnesium Stearate.
Before:
Update #2: The Conclusion…
Date: 5-2-2014
After:
16 days and no Afro :(
Other than the fact that my hair is a little longer I see no difference at all.
I'm sure that if this is a legitimate product it would take more than 16 days to see results. I was hoping that the 100 You'Fro pills would be a three months supply giving me an appropriate amount of time to really test this product.
When checked the dosage and saw they recommended six pills a day, there was no way I was going to buy five more bottles.
My plan from the get-go was to buy one bottle of You'Fro pills, follow the instructions on said bottle of pills, and post the results.
Even though I found the product to be a fail, I consider the experiment to be a SUCCESS!!!