365 Days Of Marketing And Me: Day Forty-Nine - 2/18/2021

One Creative Introverts Effort To Take On The Extroverted Marketing World…

Welcome to day number forty-nine of 365 Days Of Marketing And Me… where yesterday… I did nothing but hunt down more 404 errors throughout this website… since I made an SEO rookie mistake and haven’t redirected my URL changes correctly the entire time that I’ve been writing thing blog… because marketing was never on my mind until I started this here project…

I was under the impression that since I was building my site using a WYSIWYG service… that claims that you don’t need to know how to code… that they would take care of the behind the scenes coding when I would make such a change… especially since it’s so easy to change URLs through this service… with no warning that doing so requires extra steps if you don’t want to lose your search engine ranking…

Thankfully… I now know how to code well enough to look under the hood and figure out how to fix all of the problems that have come up so far… keeping in mind… that I’ve also been putting off the hard stuff… that require more learning from me to resolve… with all of that said… I can’t wait to be done with all of this behind-the-scenes SEO adjusting… to move on and learn another aspect of marketing… since this project isn’t only about fixing my SEO… but I’m hoping that the SEO efforts will earn me enough to place ads… and learn how the promotion side of marketing works…

And there you have my marketing effort for today…… now it’s time to see how I figured out to handle yesterday’s task…

According to the 365 Days Of Marketing book… yesterday was PTA Day… as I said yesterday… I’m not a parent and never had any interest in having my own kids… so… this assignment is hard for me to fulfill… again… I wish the book had actual marketing techniques for me to turn into an assignment… instead of me having to figure out how to make content out of these themed days…

I guess I could use this as an opportunity to explain why I never wanted to create kin… first off… I knew early on that I’m not all that good with relationships… and am even worse when any efforts towards finding love end up failing… being that I have an all-or-nothing approach… and as soon as I feel unwanted… I just disappear… so… if I were to ever have a kid… I’d probably do like my dad… and abandon them… only to check in from time to time… I just couldn’t do that to a kid… so… I figured that I’d make it impossible to go the same route by avoiding relationships altogether…

The second reason that I was never interested in having children… is that… I’m the last one to carry on my dad’s side of the family’s bloodline… and after my grandfather was disbarred as an adoption judge from fast-tracking adoption to the rich… he even when as far as to pay prostitutes to get pregnant just to sell off the kid… which sounds more like human trafficking than some lucky kid landing in a rich person’s home instead of being raised on the skids… which was the spin we were sold… my revenge was to use my position as the last male… to wrap up this branch of the Bunker line’s time on earth… hence the fubunker username that’s been my handle ever since I first got on the internet…

So… there you have it… why I never wanted kids… which is another technical fulfillment of the task from yesterday…. now let’s see what the book has as the theme for today…

The 365 Days Of Marketing book says that today is Battery Day… which could either end up being a post where I rant and rave about the battery on my phone… or… it could be a post to share my recent experience with rechargeable nine-volt batteries… or maybe I’ll find a whole different way to fulfill this task when I check in with tomorrow’s update… what ever I decide… I look forward to sharing what I come up with!!!

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